Drains 101

While my previous post was a sweet thanks to the hubs, this is a bit more educational. Please feel free to sign off now if you have a weak stomach when it comes to blood and post surgery stuff.

I’m about to share with you the goods on drains. And I’m not talking the kind connected to your sink or toilet. I’m talking the kind sewn into your body after a major surgery. Yep, that’s right, MY post-op drains.

Below are a few beautiful pics for your viewing pleasure. If you’re Not interested in reading? The digs on Drains video is here instead .

I currently have 6 drains coming out of my body, 3 per side. The purpose…the blood is “better out than in, I’d say”. I’ll have them for a couple weeks, but some will come out sooner. Hopefully during my follow-up appointment next Wednesday.

1-2 times daily I get to strip and empty the drains to track how much blood is flowin’. I have 6 cups, numbered and 6 drains numbered. I strip the drain, meaning I push as much of the contents to the bulb to be sure nothing is missed or clogged. You know – kinda like the freezer pops back in the day that you’d roll up while you ate so none of the liquid would go to waste. (bet you’re ruined from those popsicles from this point on. My apologies)

So, while you’re enjoying your vino this evening or coffee in the morning, visions of drain & dump may dance in your heads? And that’s a wrap on your Drains 101 educational session. It’s pretty hot & sexy so I’m sure a cold shower is now required.

In all seriousness though, it’s a bother, but not painful. It’s gross, but necessary, and at least I have this fine bra, hook, or lanyard to attach them to while I live my life.

Feel free to share this with others via social media or whatever means you see fit if it helps. Don’t forget, one of the main reasons I’m putting it all out there is to help (and acknowledge) others that have or will walk in these shoes.

One quick sidebar/reminder – don’t forget to get your mammogram! I’m happy to report that I know of at least 10 ladies that have picked up the phone and made the call since hearing of my diagnosis. PLEASE DO NOT PROCRASTINATE! I haven’t heard how those mams turned out, but hoping and praying they’re all clear.

If you or your significant other has made the call since my November 8th diagnosis, please share with me the news. I don’t need to know who, but would love to know that this silly banter of mine is doing some good!

And God forbid you or a loved one receive bad results on the subject, you at least know I’m one of an Army of folks that have walked the walk and would love to help.

~Sweet Dreams Peeps?

Drainin the Drains video clip ?